EVERY TIME CATHERINE WOULD TURN ON THE MICROWAVE,I'D PISS MY PANTS AND FORGET WHO I WAS FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR
::movie::NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION
::music::ABOUT A GIRL ~ NIRVANA
I passed my courses, I watch 3 hours of Star Trek: The Next Generation everyday, and I don't awake before noon. I have nothing else remotely interesting to say.
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Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Eddie: Shitter was full.
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our shitters, honey?
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MY LAST POST THIS YEAR.
I set my alarm for 2pm everyday so I can be up in time for Star Trek. It's the only way to spend Christmas break--I've tried other things, like having fun, and drinking, and playing board games. They're just not the same.
-gabrielle.
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