FIRST YOU GOTTA DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE

::movie:: AMERICAN BEAUTY
::music:: MOTHER - DANZIG

I had a dream the other night where I was Kit Cloudkicker from Tail Spin and Baloo and I were on a mission in Korea for Rebecca Cunningham. On the way there I was "cloud-skiing" with that fan thing behind the Sea Duck when a midget Mr. Rogers in a police uniform, flew by in a helicopter and tried to pull us over. Now for the weird part....the ticket was written on a four-leaf clover and afterward the midget Mr. Rogers tried to get me to purchase reality in his neighborhood cause it was turning into a trailer park. I mean what the fuck! Probably the weirdest dream ever, next to the one I had about a pizzeria owner who married a fox, but thats another story.

The Wizard Of Oz was on tv Halloween night. Why, you might ask, cause its the scariest movie ever, next to the bio-documentary on Stephanie Fords cat entitled " When one fat cat eats another." But back to Oz...I mean you got flying monkeys, hundreds of midgets with voices like the chipmunks (two references to midgets in one post, uncanny), and of course the witch herself. I may just be wetting the bed for the next several days.

I saw Team America World Police like a month ago and never got a chance to update about it. Simultaneously the funniest and dumbest movie I have ever seen. Go see it. Derka, Derka.

Today is the big election. I've been waiting for this day for two years. Finally shit-head bush is getting the boot, sadly reports indicate that it will not be a wingtip. I'm not particularly a Kerry supporter, Im just an anti-bush person. Unlike his opponent Dub-ya, kerry has an IQ higher than that of a grape, so he seems like the obvious choice. I find it funny to see which celebrity supporters are backing who. For instance, Kerry has the likes of Michael Stipe, Bruce Springsteen, Ed Vedder, the Dixie Chicks, Tom Morrello, even ROSANNE! The list goes on and on. Bush's however, is a stark contrast containing, Kid Rock and Brooks & Dunn. That is all, except of course Bush's mother, but I've heard she's still on the fence. So basically the election comes down to whether or not you like the Boss and whether or not you live in mr. Rogers trailerpark alongside kid Rock and Brooks & Dunn. Either way it should be an interesting night.

School sucks, I'm still broke, and i'll be drunk in Fredricton on Thurs.

My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.