AMERICANS BAFFLE ME
::movie:: THE GODFATHER
::music:: TESTIFY ~ RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE

I'm not gonna talk about the election. I'm too pissed. Just understand that I'm gonna be sour for the next four years.

I went to THE INCREDIBLES on Saturday. Good movie, lots of laughs, and lots of hot 10 year olds in the theatre, oOOHH YEAH!

NEWS THAT MADE MY YEAR:
Natalie Portman will be shown topless in her new movie CLOSER. But with good comes the bad; there are apparently full nudity scenes filmed but they were cut. BALLS! But hey, thats what extras on DVD's are for.

That reminds me, I've got to see Garden State sometime this week before it leaves CC. Thats all I got for an update, my life has become boring and monotanous, and I'm realizing all the good years are behind me. This is evident in the fact that the NEWS THAT MADE MY YEAR was about an actress being topless. I RULE!

CLICK HERE FOR A LAUGH

Andrew Largeman : I think we've corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day!
Sam : I'm not innocent.
Andrew Largeman : Yes, you are! That's what I like about you, okay? And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here!