WE ONLY SERVE TONGUE. YOU BOYS LIKE TONGUE?

::movie:: STILL CRAZY
::music:: TONIGHT I'M GONE ~ .moneen.

Everyone's been updating lately so I thought, "what the fuck," I should too, me being a conformist and all.

I got a visa a while back and decided to try the thing out by ordering a white stripes shirt and poster on-line. WHAT A FUCKING HASSLE. The damn site is american, so already I have to bend over and bite my lip because of the exchange rate. It came to $42 american with the shipping and handling, which was like $58 canadian. Then I had to pay 8 bucks duty just to pick up the stupid thing. Not to mention that it took forever to arrive. BEST $70 SPENT EVER! like fuck. There's nothing wrong with the merch, its just the whole fucking money trade, fucking americans.

Did anyone watch any of the debates? I was retarded and missed the first two, but I caught the third, and last debate wednesday night while "studying" for my calculus midterm. Bush seemed like a chicken with his head cut off. He had no focus. And there were a few times where he just went off into these tangents that had nothing to do with the actual question. I thought Kerry did a wicked job. He made great points, and his answers seemed to flow. Every one of his answers was exactly 2 mins(the time given to answer) and he always finished with a nice closing. I can't wait until Bush is sent packing. And the only thing Brother Jeb can do for him this time is give him some coupons for Disney World. So Long Moron.

Stop the press! William Shatner has a new cd out. That's right, James T. "fucking" Kirk, has released a new cd with Ben Folds. And guess what. Its not bad....seriously, I'm not joking. Its poetry, its music, its fresh, its William Shatner BABY. I encourage you to at least check it out on-line, its not bad shit...different at least.

I picked up Pearl Jam: Live at the Garden the other day. It was filmed during a concert at madison square gardens last summer. Its fucking unreal. Ed Vedder is the man. He has the stage persona and pressence of such rock idols as Mick Jagger, Bono, Gordon Downie, and of course Joel Plaskett. (I'm still looking for the shoes Janelle.) Go pick this DVD up. Its so good i'm naming my first born child after Eddie, boy or girl.

I went into Back Alley the other day to chat it up with Joel, discussing such world issues like the vast food consumption of Stephanie Ford's cat, amoung others. I also picked up a few LP's, listed below. Just as I went to pay these guys left, and didn't shut the door. Joel fucking went kung fu on their ass, or at least shook his fist accordingly. And Joel was like,"I hate it when morons don't close the fucking door." I responded, " yeah I know man. What idiots" I finished paying and left, leaving the door a jar, only cause I'm fucking retarded and can't seem to pull it closed good enough. I guess I should have got Stephanie Ford to "pull it" I hear its her "thing." Anyway, sorry Joel, I know how you hate it when your nipples get erect from the cold.

::HOW I GOT BROKE::
FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS(VINYL)
SIMON AND GARFUNKEL - BOOKENDS(VINYL)
SIMON AND GARFUNKEL - BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER(VINYL)
SIMON AND GARFUNKEL - GREATEST HITS(VINYL)
PEARL JAM: LIVE AT THE GARDEN(DVD)
ANOTHER YEAR ON THE STREETS VOL. 3(CD + DVD)
WHITE STRIPES POSTER AND SHIRT (poster is the pic on the right)

-EAGERLY WAITING A STUDENT LOAN