ELEGANTLY WASTED
::fROM mY sPEAKERS:: Angel of Harlem - U2
I'm just watching U2 Go Home: Live at Slane Castle. Its a concert DVD I bought before christmas, that I never watched until now. So far its fucking awesome. I have Live in Boston, which is unreal, but this is better.
I just finished playing soccer against the AVC team. We tied 1-1. Last Sunday I played against Barry's Pub and Eatery, and lost 3-1. I'm sore as fuck now. Not so much from the soccer game, but mainly from last night. Murph and I decided to work out while drunk...and it didn't go over well.
In other news...
My grandparents sold their house on Union Road, and moved into a smaller place in town. Therefore, they had to let go of a few things due to space constraints, one such thing being their record player and records. I was just the person to take it off their hands. Most of thier records were gay country, but some are pretty wicked like:
Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison
Johnny Cash at San Quentin
Jimi Hendrix Experiance
Bill Cosby 200mph
plus like 60 45's that include everything from Aerosmith to April Wine. So, being in posession of a new record player I hit up Back Alley to find some new records. I bought 4, all for under 5 bucks:
Foriegner - 4
Eagles Greatest Hits
Beach Boys - Endless summer
Boston
Thursday night I went to the movies with my old man. We saw the Chronicles of Riddick. Which turned out to be not as bad as I had thought. But by no means a great film, just not all that bad. I also picked up a cardboard cut-out of Ben Stiller from his new movie Dodgeball Its gay, like freddy Mercury gay, but funny...too funny to pass up.
Saturday Murph and I saw Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Probably my least favourite of the three. Long and boring. I was just happy that Dobby was gone. Afterward we hit up the mall, looking to find some 12 year olds to impregnate. We then got right hammed while watching Caddyshack, before heading to morons.
::RANDOM EVENTS FROM THE NIGHT::
Punching murph in the eye
having murph spill my drink just after i bought it
picking up Stephanie and stealing her Gertrude id
getting written on by a huge permanent marker
building a wicked bottle tower with gabrielle
finding Shannon to take a picture of our tower
buying people pizza
throwing a bottle cap at a drunk guy at JR's
SHIT I'VE WASTED MY MONEY ON THIS WEEK:
Shoreline Festival Ticket
Coleman Cooler for festival
Caddyshack DVD
INXS - Elegantly Wasted
Beastie Boys - The Five Boroughs
Pink Floyd - The Final Cut
Peter Frampton - The Best of
Kids In The Hall - First Season on DVD
4 Records mentioned above
membership for the Gary Coleman Fan Club (2 easy payments of 19.99)
You're all a bunch of fuckin Slaves - Jim Morrison
3 Comments:
jimi hendrix...on record.
swooooooooooooooooooooon.
and freddy mercury gay is the best gay to be. any other way, you're just a fag.
"buying people pizza" -
so maybe that's where I got the pepperoni that I was apparently throwing at people in JR's? also, I have no idea what that bottle tower was supposed to be, but I remember being really damn persistent about putting it together.
ALSO, sorry for drinking a litre of wine and generally being incoherent as fuck. At least it wasn't Great White. That could have been a problem.
- GABRIELLE
Janelle, the line, "and freddy mercury gay is the best gay to be. any other way, you're just a fag." is pure gold. I'm gonna steal it.
And Gabrielle, don't worry about being "incoherent as fuck" I'm sure I was just as bad, I had way too much jack Daniels. I don't quite know what the bottle tower was supposed to be either, but it seemed damn fun at the time. Yeah, and the pizza was from me, I was handing out pizza like stephanie ford hands out herpes.
I totally forgot about the pizza fight. I nailed ford in the head like 3 times with some saucy pepperoni. It was wicked.
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