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::movie:: Waking Life
::music:: Immortality ~ Pearl Jam

Greetings and Hallucinations. Sorry for the irregularities in posting. I can't really say that I've been busy, its just that I'm pretty lazy. So, expect randomly timed posts in the future as well. Not a whole lot new, but lots of useless things to discuss, so slide to the edge of your seat, and hold on.

I was recently crowned King of mario Kart 64. I average around 1 hour a day of gameplay, and that's probably rounding down. I've also opened up a sweatshop in my basement apartment. A few weeks ago I purchased a Led Zeppelin patch for like $4 at a music store, and a $2 touque at Wal~mart. I used these two raw materials in combination with my excellent sewing skills to create the cheapest band hat ever. It kicks glorious ass. I also made Nirvana shirt using a iron-on patch printer kit. Then i washed it, and it pretty much turned to effin' wet paper towel, and I'm not talking Brawny, I'm talking presidents choice or no name.

We had a re-opening of York St. Pub for the new year 2 weeks ago. It comprised of me getting shit faced and throwing a friend of mine through a gypsum wall. This resulted in me punching numerous holes in said wall. The pics can be seen on my MSN MySpace. Good times had by all.

Thinking of going on a Pub Crawl this saturday. Although, this weekends binge to Rope-a-hoe (Rockin' Rodeo) and Nicky Disease (Nicky Zee's) just might change my mind. The former wasn't too bad, I had a good time. The latter turned into a drunken haze which reminded me why I hate the "bar scene." Said "bar scene" consists of Whuuures and Jabroni's....not a fan. I was also tantilized about a rumored Wintersleep show at The Cellar. This however, turned out to be false. I consoled myself by watching Anchorman and drinking some Jack Daniels.

Made another painting. I chose to break away from my Family Guy motif and really focus on Gizmo Duck. I believe I captured the real essence, it really screams out at you, "Blathering Blatherskyte."
The Poster Fair travelled to Fredtown recently. I picked up a Led Zeppe poster, as well as a Mallrats poster.

Finally got my Card from stephANIE. We decided in November that we were going to make some x-mas cards for one another, yet we never got around to it. I'm pretty sure her card will put anything I create to shame so Im just going to send money. Well maybe not. I'm kind of broke after gettin a new pair of kicks. I got this wicked pair of Eric Koston's signature shoe.

Due to some pretty fucked up dreams lately, I've decided to record some of them in a bound book. Then I might scam some psychology student into analyizing it for me. I've entitled my dream memoirs "Paranormal Psychology: Abnormal Dream Analysis" Catchy no?

Might rent Grizzly Man this week. Its this facked up documentary on a guy who spends his summers up in Alaska chillin' with some grizzly bears. The bears eventually eat him in the end, so you may want to shelf it under Shakespeare Tragedy.

MOVIES I BOUGHT:

Spies Like Us
Bottle Rocket
Waking Life
Say Anything
Broken Flowers
The Man Who Knew Too Little
What About Bob
Jackass Vol. 1

Avg. price $6.00. Take that Bob Barker.


I would now like to take this opportunity to give thanks for Suicide Girls.