It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

::movie::FINDING NEVERLAND
::music::AUTO PILOT ~ QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE

Last Friday my Dad had another work party thing. It was a Curling Tournament in the megalopolous known as CORNWALL. I dropped him off at 6:00pm or so and went to The Empire to catch Finding Neverland.

Afterward, I kicked it to ol' UPIE to check my mail, and who did I see but Ragin' Murphy checking Granny Porn! What are the odds? I mean come'on, Adam looking at porn?...how stereotypical is that? Anyway, we headed downtown, watched some old episodes of Batman the cartoon, and then made our way to Baba's for some SLOWCOASTER. We waited in line for like 15 mins, found out that it was 7 bucks cover to get in a crowded bar and that we'd have to stand. So we were like fuck that shit and took off.

I went to pick up my dad at like 11:00pm and ended up waiting around for 2 hours, getting hit on by old women all the while. I found a bunch of sheets of name tags, one of which was never recieved, so I decided to put it on. I became Trevor Gaudet that night..."Another Tigger from Tignish" read the sticker. This drunk young dude came up to me and started talking to me for like 5 mins about Tignish, saying that he was from there too. I asked him if he knew Stephanie Ford, "Yes," he exclaimed, "I'm related to her....her cousin none the less." Holy shit I thought, what a small world. I wanted to be certain we were talking about the same Stephanie Ford so I described her. "YUP, thats the one," he said, "we even dated for a bit, if I recall." So then I'm thinking girl with relatives in Tignish, dated her cousin, same name...Gotta be the same S. FORD. I wanted to continue the conversation but some joker spilled a drink on his rubber boots and so he had to go to the washroom and clean them. "Goin' to clean my rubbers," he declared for all to hear. I think Tignish should be quarantined for its own good.

I spent the majority of the weeked watching the Karate Kid box-set. The first one was my favourite when I was a kid, it and the GOONIES that is.

Valentines Day came and went. I didn't even realize it was valentines day until well into my third hour of STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION. Ultimetly this was the reason why I was alone on monday...curse you nerd habits. I ended up watching Chasing Amy and Reality Bites for shits.

I almost bought the DEGRASSI JR. HIGH box-set the other day for like 30 bucks. But I'm holding out for the Degrassi and Danger Bay 2 PACK.

I want you all to make an appearance at CITY CINEMA'S tonight for CLOSER (7:00pm) and then LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU (9:10pm)

I'm out like Louie Anderson...

Holden: So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?
Banky Edwards: I dunno. Get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High".
Holden: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.
Banky Edwards: I got a weird thing for girls who say, "Aboot."