I SAY HURL. IF YOU BLOW CHUNKS AND SHE COMES BACK, SHE'S YOURS. IF YOU SPEW AND SHE BOLTS, THEN IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE
::movie:: CQ (seek you)
::music:: MOONDANCE ~ VAN MORRISON
Anyone wanna buy me the new issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. Its got Ashlee Simpson on the cover, featuring a nice and low neckline. CLEVAGE CITY YEAH. I'd feel wrong buying it myself, so maybe one of you faithful readers can purchase it for me. We can make the exchange Film-noir style in a dark ally in the rain, prefferably on a tuesday('cause Tuesdays are uber film-noir). You give me the mag and i give you the dough. No double crosses, honest.
I bought the vhs of CQ at Zellers for 4.99 yesterday. Its a totally underrated movie directed by Frances Ford Coppola's son, Roman (brother of Sophia). It stars Jeremy Davies, Jason Schwartsman, Billy Zane, and some hot chick I have never seen before, but who reminds me of Scarlett Johannson. Its set in Paris in 1969/70, where Davies' character is working on a sci-fi film. Its really an homage to the sci-fi movie Barbarella which was made around that era. Anyway its really good, so check it out.
Storm days kick ARSE. I went on a movie craze and decided to watch some Clint Eastwood flicks like 'EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE and ANY WHICH WAY YOU CAN. Both are pretty retarded, but have the occasional laugh and good fight scene. Clint was 50 at the time the movies were made, and probably in better shape than most 20 year olds. I'd pay good money to see him in a fight with William Shatner circa 1963.
I also came across some hold home movies, like my Grade 3 christmas concert. FUCKING HILARIOUS. Its wierd to see everyone you grew up with at the age of 6 again.
MOVIES TO SEE:
CONSTANTINE
LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU
IN GOOD COMPANY
SIDEWAYS
MILLION DOLLAR BABY
THE END.
Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Lancelot: No, I'm not.
8 Comments:
I saw that Ashlee Simpson cover in line at Sobey's. Let's just say is caused an uncomfortable silence and something in my pocket that wasn't a banana.
uh, guys, ashleys breasts are so obviously airbrushed. come on. we'd all have tits looking like that if we all owned an air brush machine.
mine is on the fritz. that's my excuse and i'm sticking to it.
can't wait for Zisso either!
nelles
holy grail...reminds me of a really bad bottle of beer i purchased because of the appealing label.
looks can be deceiving!
fat cats may seem lazy and useless but she can roll over so she's a hell of a lot smarter than your bony cat!
i see you don't have KINSEY on there.
it should be.
liam neeson = thje AWESOME
alfred kinsey = what sex means!!
nelles
MATT: Remind me never to go grocery shopping with you.
NELLES: Ya, I also want to see Kinsey, but I thought it had already left or never came. It'll probally be a renter.
ps. You've got nice boobs anyways. AHHH YEAH.
LYNDSAY: I'll update soon. And thanks for the offer, but I think I'm gonna swipe hAMBERgers. I'll give it back of course, but it may be a little more sticky than when she got it though.
ANIE: If you're gonna dis my cat you might as well sign your name and not be a pussy about it. Do they have over-eaters annonymous for cats? hmm....
AMBER: Ah come on! I'll give you the mag back. I just wanna borrow it for half an hour OR MORE. Oh, Murph the Smurf and I are going to MILLION DOLLAR BABY tomorrow. We'll stop in to see if you are working. If not FUCK YOU HOSER> ahhahah, but seriously. I'll prolly give ya a call tomorrow night.
JOSHUA: Everytime I look in the mirror I can't believe how cool i am. (not really self-centered, just a quote from STRONG BAD)
Hey poser, Million Dollar Baby eh?. Cnat stand Hillary friggin swank. ....I know I am going to regret just saying that..... anyyyyyyyyyyyywho. I broke as broke can be as of right now, i think i have like 50 cents. MABYE. haha. I might check out open mic tonight though, you and the murphenator should stop by or whateva'. hah. Yeah man, you can borrow my "Mamim" no prob, just wipe it down before the return, i dont want any mysterious "donair sauce" showing up.
talk to ya lata gata.
peace.
.a.
p.s. Prime pic of Balky. LUCKY
EDWARD NORTON MOVIES: A LIST by Joshua Collins
Motherless Brooklyn (2005) (not yet released)
Down in the Valley (2005)(not yet released)
Kingdom of Heaven (2005)(not yet released)
The Italian Job (2003)
25th Hour (2002)
Red Dragon (2002)
Frida (2002)
Death to Smoochy (2002)
The Score (2001)
Keeping the Faith (2000)
Fight Club (1999)
American History X (1998)
Rounders (1998)
Everyone Says I Love You (1996)
The People vs. Larry Flynt (1996)
Primal Fear (1996)
Or did you mean his non-union mexican equivalent Edwardo Nortonio?
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