HOW TO SURVIVE YOUR BED BEING SET ON FIRE

:: fROM mY sPEAKERS :: HEY JOE - Jimi Hendrix

Shoreline ROCKED!

SHORELINE TIMELINE
6:00 -Arrived already half lit.

6:20 -Set up my shit just before it started to pour.

6:30 -Started drinking my Quart of Jack Daniels

7:05 -Ran into Janelle.

7:15 -Took random pictures of people waiting for/coming out of the porta-potties.
-Went to Janelle's site and took a picture of her condom flag.

7:20 -Drank more.
-looked at camera and noticed the number 9 in the little window. Asked if the shots were counted up to 27 and not down. Was informed that "no, they count down. You fucking retard." Therefore I took 18 pictures in the span of 5 mins, thinking I had taken maybe 3.

8:30 -Ran into my friend Eli.

8:35 -Took pictures of random guy wearing a cool Ghostbusters hoodie.

9:00 - 9:20 -Jack was drank

9:30pm - 9:00am -Scene missing.

9:00am, Saturday -Wake up sweating, in a hot tent.

Brain Cells left = 35.

Saturday day was pretty uneventful. I visited the world renowned Tignish Co-op. Learned that they sell silver and other designer jeans in the Co-op...and of course rubber boots for every occasion. Played Frisbee with Nick and Matt Ling. Hit several peoples tents numerous times with frisbee. Watched Iron Giant, before leaving for TOGA '04. Got lost driving Shannon's car to the beach. Got the car stuck. Then Sabrina got the car REALLY stuck, and we abandoned it for Ray Lavers' friends' Hummer.

Arrived at TOGA and got soaked/drunk. Talked to Mitch and Taylor about Pearl Jam for like 2 hours. Then I went tent drop-kicking with Gabrielle and Taylor. We got bored and came back to the fire and listened to Taylor talk about Blockbuster for an hour. But it was hands down the best story I have ever heard....Left beach covered in sand. Slept.

IT'S AMAZING I WON. I WAS RUNNING AGAINST PEACE, PROSPERITY, AND INCUMBENCY. - GEORGE W. BUSH, JUNE 14, 2001.
Speaking to Swedish Prime Minister Goran Perrson.