MOONLIGHT DRIVES AND MIDNIGHT LIES

Friday, September 10, 2004

I wanted to destroy something beautiful.

::music:: Autopilot ~ Queens of the Stone Age
::movie:: Bowling For Columbine

The lack of posts was due to me being sick for the past week and a half. I slept a lot, watched the odd show of JeoPARTY, attended the first week of classes at UPIE, and of course...masturbated excessivley. Oh I also saw Sue Johanson- that old hag that has the sunday night sex show. she's like 3 and 1/2 feet tall and looks to be 180.........years old, not pounds.

Went the wave to see the Trews last night. Murph and I were able to score some tickets well after they had been sold out. The show wasn't all that bad. It was my 4th time seeing them play, at least this time they changed up the set list a bit, I was getting tired of experiancing the same show over and over.

You'd think that a guy could pick up at the kick off show at UPIE, I mean there were tons of young horny freshwoman around, but alas, who did I wake up next to? Murph the smurf. Murph was kicked out of his bed by his dad who is visiting from Ottawa.

Before the show I had the priviledge of witnessing a domestic dispute on the corner of Bayfield and Queen street. Good Times. This drunk guy was yelling at his girlfriend while she was unloading groceries from the trunk of her car. The drunk guy went psychotic calling her a whore and anything else he could think of, all the while in front of the womans kid who was holding open the door of the house. He paced away a few times only to return even more angry. Eventually he followed her into the house, resulting in more screaming and her yelling GET OUT, GET OUT repeatedly. I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I was contimplating going over and knocking the guy out with my pint of JD I had just bought. Then all of a sudden he came out and took off up Bayfield. The woman came back out of the house to get the rest of the groceries, so I assume she was alright. But fuck, it was a pretty unnerving experiance....what a poor kid.

Thats all I have to say. Except go to Morons on Saturday. Raging Murphy and I are goin' to clean up this crazy town...vigilante style. We're just waiting for our punisher t-shirts to arrive at comic hunter.

Courses I am enrolled in:
Strength of Materials
Circuits 1
Intermediate Calculus 1
Modern Physics
Dynamics

Brian Griffin: Yeah, like those two weeks you spent narrating you're own life.
Peter Griffen: I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with the grimiest at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I've never told her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I've begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with was now beginning to grow dull and listless with a long fatigue of a weary life.
[Lois punches Peter in the face - fades to the night]
Peter Griffen: I awoke several hours later in a daze.

3 Comments:

Blogger Joshua said...

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4:26 PM  
Blogger Joshua said...

Hey now, no name calling! I was just joking about picking up the young freshwoman. And I was certainly joking about the "excessive masturbating"....its more like sparse masturbating.

4:28 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

Yeah, and you were bitching to me about how no one updated.
I have the newest Rolling stone with the Michael Moore article if you're interessted, I'll likely see you on Monday...

8:41 PM  

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