Remember that fat kid on Hard Copy with the toy gun? The cop zapped him with a taser 'til he went bald.

::LISTENING TO:: Courdroy - Pearl Jam

So the other day I'm sitting at home trying to beat Halo on Heroic when my mom's labodomized stalker phones me up. The conversation went a little something....like this:

wacko stalker: is you mommy there?
me: No, sir. Actually, she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.*
[uncomfortable silence]
wacko stalker: a shit.
[wacko stalker hangs up, probably looking for big blackie]

i think it was just steph, trying to have phone sex with mom again. but whatever.

**warning, previous story may not have happened. Just an excuse to use a qoute from the goonies.**

I'm fucking bored. I have my second exam today at 2:00pm. Its in Professional Practice and Ethics. I haven't studied, and I don't plan to. I'm just going to shit away the day listening to PJam. I might mix things up a bit with some Kings of Leon, but you never know.

yesterday I had my Electronics and Instrumentation Exam. Its probably my worst class, its not too difficult, if you have the time to put into it, but I would rather sit and stare at a wall then study. I've got such great study habits, like last night for example, I played Halo for a total of 5 hours, only taking the occasional snack break and to watch JEOPARDY! I also watched the Surreal Life. It features such "Stars" as Vincent Neil from Motley Crue, some bitch from Survivor, Corey Feildman from the goonies (also from stand by me and other classics from the 80's.) As well as MC hammer. Its actually kind of funny.

Tonight I think I'll watch kill Bill, which I bought on Tuesday. Maybe even the Goonies or Encino Man if I have the time. and of course I'll play some Halo. Thats all for now.

Dave: Matt Wilson? What a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway?
Stoney: Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously bro, and--dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh!--and he's got his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of me. He has 18-inch bi's--mine are only 4--plus he walks like this.
[struts in a manly fashion]
Stoney: The nugs fully lose it.