PAR-TAY EXTRAVAGANZA
Ah, 20. Good age, you're not a teen anymore, and not yet a woman (©Britney) I'm planning on a pleasant evening with my parentals and close family members followed by one godzilla of a binge at morons. But thats not until Saturday the 28(all are welcome.) Tonight on the other hand, I will have a pre-binge on the engineering pub crawl. Me and J. Daniels are heading out to moron's followed by Melons for Buckettruck, ah yeah, people sound way better screaming when you are drunk. Anywho, I'm off to meet up with Stick/fabio entusiast and Pat minus the elephant. I'll leave you with a great homage from the simpsons.


Lou: I went to the McDonalds over in Shelbyville the other day.
Chief Wiggum: The Mc-what?
Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Hmm... Must've sprung up over night.
Lou: But you know whats funny?, the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example?
Lou: Well at a McDonalds you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out. What do they call it?
Lou: A quarter pounder with cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Quarter pounder with cheese... well I can see the cheese but? Hey, do they have Krusty's Partially Gelatinated Gum-Based beverages?
Lou: Yeah, they call them 'shakes.'
Eddie: *Pfft* 'Shakes.' You don't know what you're gettin'.