WHAT...LIKE THE BACK OF A VOLKSWAGEN?

::music:: Rhapsody in Blue ~ George Gershwin
::movie:: Manhattan

So long suckas, I'm in Fredericton now. I cut my hair...for real this time. I now look 15 again. Which is balls since on my license I have long hair and a beard.

I'm giving up the Jack at the end of this week. I get too retarded when I drink and I do stupid shit. Also, I'm saving up for an acoustic-electric. But I figured I'd wait til after Metric play this saturday. Maybe I'll get all courageous and hit on Emily Haines. Ssshhya and monkey's might fly out of my butt. Which reminds me. I got a wicked waynes world book at the Flea Market last week when Amber and Chloe were home. It cost me 25 cents but I would have spent 25 bucks on it if I had too. Actually Amber bought it for me, but my grandmother made her mittins once so we're even! Its such a random book, like it teaches you how to sing the waynes world theme song, it has a wack of top ten lists including "Babes of All Time, Coolest Star Trek Episodes, Things That Make You Blow Chunks, and Rock 'n' Roll Guys Who could Pass for Chicks" (Sebastian Bach was no. 9). Oh, and there are pictures on the bottom right hand corner, so if you flip the pages real fast Wayne does the dittley-doo dream sequence thing. Fuck I love this book. If it weren't for copyright laws I'd reprint the entire book right here.

Its 1am and I have all sorts of crazy engineering stuff to learn tomorrow. Good night and good luck. I'm out like Higgins.

ooh, and Woody Allen is the MAN.