This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated. -Val Kilmer, 'Real Genius'

Hello again to all my friends. Well, I just finished giving my page a facelift. I think its pretty snazzy if you ask me. I'm bored yet again. So far today I've gone to two classes, and nearly wrapped both Super Mario World and Super Mario World 3. I didn't play the second one cause its too fucked up. I think the creators of the game were on an acid trip when they designed it...

"Ok, Ok I got it! You got Mario right...you with me ok, so he pulls out these giant fucking onions man and get this, he throws them at these masked fuckin' monks! Its fuckin' genius...lets do a lung, who's with me?"

I got Anthropology class tonight. Its my favourite class. There is this video we have to watch about the sexual behavours of chimps, primarily the Bonobo chimps in africa, I guess they go around masturbating and penile fencing. I thought I was the only one who did that! Its supposed to be funny as fuck I hear. And before you ask Rob, no. I don't know where you can get a copy of the tape, sorry man.

Fuck this I'm outta here. Gotta go play mario.

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?