It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Christmas break rules! Not a thing to do, but thats the point really. I just sit around watching countless movies amoungst the drinking binges. Its heaven. I found my xmas present the other night. Its an XBox with Star Wars KOTOR and MechAssualt. Both are wicked games. I can't wait to act surprised.

In other news, I finally got my student loan but I don't think that the accounting office is open today, I may have to wait until after xmas, which sucks royal davis cause I need the money, and I'm going to want to buy some shit on boxing day, or whenever the sales are.

Not much happened this weekend. Went to trivia on thursday, stayed in and drank at Sarah's on Friday, I didn't go out on Saturday. My grandparents had a family dinner on Sunday, so I went out there, got half buzzin with the rest of the alcoholics in my family, then went with Sarah and Steph to Sarah's house were we watched movies. Today, I think we might be going to the movies, but I'm not sure. We will be going to trivia though. I think I'll stay sober, unless I win some beer questions, in which case I'll get sarah to get me some Jack with them. Anyway I'm going to go and check the accounting office again.

I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?